Beatrice's New Job

At the Park...

Benson: Everyone I'd like to introuduce Beatrice. She'll be working here from now on. And she's not a slacker like Moredicai and Rigby.

Mordecai: What kind of job will she do ?

Benson: Mowing the lawn.

Mordecai: No mow'in the lawn for us ! * high fives Rigby *

( can I introduce Kate ? )

(Go ahead)

Kate: And what's my job ? * hoping she'll get to do a job with Skips *

Benson: Let's see, since we're having a party this weekend, you can help Skips decorate.

Kate: Yay !

Benson: Muscle Man and High-five, your in charge of entertainment. You better get someone good this time. Moredcai and Rigby, your in charge of scrubbing the toilets.

Rigby: What?!

Mordecai: Aw sick !

While they're decorating...

Kate: * tries not to let on she has a crush on him *

Skips: Can you pass me those streamers?

Kate: * passes them to him *

Skips: You seem nervous.

Kate: I'm not...

Skips: Are you sure?

Kate: It's just that your so hot, I mean, um.... I'm sure...

Skip: What..?

Kate: Nothing...

Skips: Okay then.

Rigby: * comes up to the window * She's got a CRUSH on you ! * runs off *

Kate: * blushes *

Skips: Hmph, stupid Rigby, just trying to upset you I bet...

Kate: Actually I do have a crush on you.

Skips: >.> Oh.

Kate: Do you ?

Skips: .........I'm not sure.

Kate: * sad * Oh.

(Awkward silence.)

Rigby: * sticks his tongue out at Kate *

Kate: * opens the window and punches him in the face *

Rigby: * gets sent flying over a tree and lands in some thorns *

Skips: (laughs)

Where Beatrice is at...

Beatrice: (riding on the lawnmower) Wooo!

Mordecai: * looking out the bathroom window * How's that even possible ?

Beatrice: (overheard him) Automatic lawnmower! I tricked it out!

Mordecai: What do you think Benson's gonna think about it ?

Beatrice: As long as I'm still working, I doubt he'd care.

Mordecai: Auuughhh, fine. * goes back to scrubbing the toilets *

Beatrice: (goes back to mowing the lawn)

Mordecai:* notices that Rigby isn't there * Rigby !

Rigby: (outside) Hmm. Hmm. I'm not scrubbing those toilets. (goes to play video games)

Mordecai: * starts working again *

Where Kate and Skips are at...

Skips: This is..akward...

Kate: Yeah...

Muscle Man: Kate and Skips, stand'in in a room, k-i-s-s-i-n-g !

High-five: (high fives Muscle Man)

Skips: Aren't you supposed to be getting the entertainment? -_-

Muscle: Already did !

Kate: * imagining her and Skips kissing *

Skips: What's on your mind?

Kate: .... something.

Skips: What's that something?

Kate: * smiling * Come closer and I'll tell you...

Skips: ..Okay? (gets closer)

Kate: * puts her arm behind his head and kisses him *

Skips: O///O .....(kisses back)

Muscle Man: ... * takes a picture so he can show Benson * HAHAHA !!! * runs off *

Skips: (breaks the kiss) Get back here! (chases after him)

Musle Man: * show Benson * Check THIS out !

Benson: What the?!

Kate: Don't look at it !

Benson: Why?

Kate: It's um... personal ?

Benson: Hmm...Your lucky I'm not gonna look at this.

Muscle Man: Aw come on ! Don't you wanna see a picture of Skips and Kate kissing ?

Benson: You two were kissing on the job?!

Kate: Um... maybe... but the room's almost decorated.

Benson: ....Well, finish it.

Kate: Okay. * goes off to where they were decorating *

(Meanwhile with Beatrice...)

Beatrice: Well, looks like I'm done. (walks off; accidently leaving the mower on)

Mower: (comes alive)

Mordecai: * looks out the window * HOLY CRAP IT'S ALIVE !

Beatrice: What..? (turns around) AHHHHHHHHH! (runs)

Muscle Man: What the H ?

Kate: Whoa...

Mower: (growls)

Kate: * throws a rock at it *

Mower: (growls louder and chases after Kate)

Kate: * running but trips *

Mower: (coming straight toward her)

Beatrice: Kate, look out! D:

Skips: (saves her)

Kate: Thanks !

Mordecai: * throws a huge rock at it *

Mower: (looks broken down)

Mordecai: What did you do to make it come alive ?!

Beatrice: I dunno!

Mordecai: We should probably destroy it.

Beatrice: How?!

Kate: * picks up a huge rock and smashes it *

Mower: ........(gets smashed)

Kate: * repeatedly smashes it until it is crushed to pieces *

Beatrice: Well, looks like you did it.

Kate: * grinning * Yeah... I guess I did...

Skips: Yeah.

Kate: Thanks.

Skips: No problem.

( They see Benson coming )

Benson: What just happened?

Kate: I killed the mower.

Benson: How can you kill a mower?

Kate: Um.... I destroyed it.

Benson: Why? Now we don't have a mower!

Beatrice: Well, uh, I can make one!

Kate: Sorry, but it tried to kill me.

Benson: (turns red but then calms down) Look, I dunno what happened, but there better be a new mower or else your both fired!

Kate: I-I'll buy a new one.

Benson: Fine (walks off)

Beatrice: I can make one! It's my fault this happened.

Kate: Yeah, but I should help since I broke it.

Beatrice: Well, if you insist....

Later when they finally finish....

Beatrice: Phew, all done! Thanks for helping Kate.

Kate: Your welcome !

Beatrice: Well, let's see if it works. (turns it on and it works fine) Cool!

Kate: It's even better than the old one !

Beatrice: Yeah!

Mordecai: * comes in * Woah, did you guys MAKE that ?

Beatrice: Yup!

Mordecai: Niiiiccce !

Beatrice: Thanks!

Kate: Hey Skips check out the mower !

Skips: Nice.

Mordecai: Benson's gonna be pretty happy with that !

Beatrice: I hope so.

Benson: (walks in) I see you got the mower. Cool.

Kate: Actually we made it.

Benson: Really?

Kate: Yep.

Benson: Well, good work then.

Both: Thanks !

Benson: No problem.

Mordecai: * notices that Rigby is looking at Beatrice like he likes her *

Beatrice: (doesn't notice)

Mordecai: *snickers* You like her.

Rigby: STOP TALKING!

Mordecai: * laughs *

Rigby: SHUT UP!!1!

Mordecai: * rolling on the floor laughing *

Beatrice: What's so funny Mordecai?

Mordecai: * grinning * The way Rigby's staring at you.

Rigby: D:<

Beatrice: ....? What do you mean?

Mordecai: He was staring at your lady pecs !

Rigby: STOP TALKING!!!!!!!

Beatrice: '>.> Uh...

Mordecai: Fiiinnne, I'll shut up.

Beatrice: .......(coughs)

Mordecai: I was just joking about Rigby staring.

Beatrice: Oh...heh. Good one. XD

Mordecai: * looks at Rigby like he owes him one *

Rigby: >.>

Mordecai: Hm, hm.

Rigby: Hm.

End of episode.